Riaan en Kari Doorduin: Hoe om 'n naald uit 'n kat se keel te haal

01 Julie 2009

Hoe om 'n naald uit 'n kat se keel te haal

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2) as die kat nog semi-ok is met waar ookal die naald sit, spandeer eers 'n minuut of 2 aan beplanning
3) draai die kat GOED toe in TEN MINSTE 2 GROOT handdoeke. Sorg dat daar nie 'n poot iewers kan uitkom nie.
4) Hou die kat se kop onder 'n lig sodat jy beter kan sien.
5) hou die kat se bek oop met jou een hand. Jy kan 'n handskoen aantrek as jou kat 'n byter is.
6) MOENIE 'n tweezer gebruik om die naald mee uit te haal nie, 'n naald is glad en 'n tweezer ook. Gebruik jou vingers as jy kan bykom, of anders 'n skerpbektangetjie. Hy het ten minste riffeltjies.
7) Sorg dat jy die naald styf met die tang vashou as jy dit eers het, sodat dit nie weer inval en nog meer skade doen nie.
8) Maak 'n groot fuss van die arme kat as die operasie klaar is. Gee vir die kat 'n klompie water en hou dit goed dop vir enige nagevolge.

O ja, en natuulik nommer 1: Moenie die naalde laat rondlê in die eerste plek nie!!

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